Palisades Park Pet Patrol

“Don’t become something just because someone else wants you to, or because it’s easy; you won’t be happy. You have to do what you really, really, really, really want to do, even if it scares the shit out of you.” ~Kristen Wiig
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tagged as: #SNL #chris farley #phil hartman

Well I heard back from the movie people which is awesome but they need people for tomorrow and I’m out of state so I emailed them back asking what time I would have to be there so we’ll see what happens I guess. And hey if nothing happens at least I tried!


tagged as: #this has been a rant

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OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED


I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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Funny was very valued in my house. My parents are both very funny, and my brother has great timing. I started doing children’s theater, and when I found out about improv and sketch, I was like, “Oh, this is my jam.”

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winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

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tagged as: #yaaaay #fredex #lnsm #fred armisen

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tagged as: #chris pratt

fallontonight:

Awwww yeah, look who’s joining the Snapchat party!

Open up your app and add us at FallonTonight now!

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tagged as: #yaaaaaay #tsjf

Well it’s almost time for PLL, aka my weekly dose of constantly almost crapping myself.


Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photoshoot [x]

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tagged as: #look at these goons #b99

Brooklyn Nine Nine S2 Photoshoot

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tagged as: #b99

latenightseth:

When Seth went to Comic-Con last weekend, he learned an important lesson in humility.

latenightseth:

When Seth went to Comic-Con last weekend, he learned an important lesson in humility.